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- CommentAuthorNatalie
- said CommentTimeDecember 23rd, 2008
1- Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!
2- Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a a half an hour. Five minutes is the only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission..Don't Do It!
5- Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.
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6- That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake!
7- Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. ( I want to add in a clause here -This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot'- that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'..that will bring on a 'whatever').
8- Whatever: is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
9- Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Merry X-mas everyone!
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