Random: Favourite Jokes

OK, this one is a little rude (and pretty dumb) but it cracks me up...

A man walks into a bar acting really weird. He sits down and the man next to him asks, "What's wrong buddy?"

The man replied, "I've been blowing chunks all night!"

The man next to him replies, "Well that's not that bad, you just had to much to drink."

The man then said, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"

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Feel free to add your own guys (or delete this if it's too rude).